greaterself said: Oh god.you are too beautiful! You can have me!!!

Thanks, for the compliment. 
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I am almost pissing myself with laughter over these knock offs Matt brought home. LMAO
Meteor = Mars, Titan = Snickers
but “Choco Duet” = Twix has me in tears. TEARS. >.<

I am almost pissing myself with laughter over these knock offs Matt brought home. LMAO

Meteor = Mars, Titan = Snickers

but “Choco Duet” = Twix has me in tears. TEARS. >.<

Just my chubby, chubby face on the bus. I can&#8217;t believe my face holds all that cheek and chubb. ^.^

Just my chubby, chubby face on the bus. I can’t believe my face holds all that cheek and chubb. ^.^

hellabaka:

never stop dreaming

Every single time I see Sonic, I keep thinking of &#8220;Dankey Kang&#8221; LOL. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. FFFUCK.

hellabaka:

never stop dreaming

Every single time I see Sonic, I keep thinking of “Dankey Kang” LOL. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. FFFUCK.

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Protect your fellow sex workers at all costs

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bossman1990 said: You should show more of that ass of it's beautiful ;)

I do, lol.

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Just had a flash back to my days as a Candy Kid raver…@-@”“”

How my friends and I used to blow Vick’s Menthol Inhalers in each others faces to “extend the roll/high”.

UUUUUUGH *shudders*…What the actual fuck was I thinking?

PLUR in effect!!!!!

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datbbwass:

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The world is filled with stupid fucks who can’t seem to use common sense and not remove my captions and/or add their stupid, gross and unwanted links. 

Who knew there were so many men with tiny cocks and tiny brains out there? The natural world is truly a wonderous place for utter morons. Amazing.

WELCOME TO THE BLOCK PARTY LITTLE GUY, GO ON AND RUN, YOU’RE FREE NOW!

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Into the fire with you and fuck you very much. The micro-penis circle jerk is starting!



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themarginistoosmall:

"I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”

Well

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eldelgado13 said: Where are you from?

The land of Maple Syrup.

blizzardproductivity-deactivate said: You have destiny? What would one have to do to game with you? :o

I would not play Destiny or any game with you.

One of your most popular posts seems to come from a blog called “youngj15” re-blogged from a “zen-dragon512”. It depicts a very young looking girl with braces, laying on her bed in a seemingly innocent yet suggestive pose. Why you, a grown man, would re-blog such a thing is unacceptable and quite gross to me. From briefly and quickly skimming the whole “youngj15” blog, I see that it re-blogs pictures of under-age girls with pornographic captions about what they want to do to them, or what their dads might be doing to them. Thus, you disgust me and I’ll be reporting your blog, zen’s blog and the youngj15 blog.

I haven’t reported full Tumblr blogs before so if any of my followers could help me through the process I’d really appreciate it.

thelaughingempress:

Me, my kitty and my titty.

I have giant nipples.thelaughingempress@gmail.com for purchase of videos, photosets and, Kik. Including: pussy play, bare feet and lots of booty. Generous and polite customers always get extra content.

thelaughingempress:

Me, my kitty and my titty.

I have giant nipples.

thelaughingempress@gmail.com for purchase of videos, photosets and, Kik. Including: pussy play, bare feet and lots of booty. 
Generous and polite customers always get extra content.

thelaughingempress:

Hey everyone, did you know it’s Mental Illness Awareness Week? Please remember to be non-judgemental to those with a Mental Health diagnosis, and love and support them in their recovery.

thelaughingempress:

Hey everyone, did you know it’s Mental Illness Awareness Week? Please remember to be non-judgemental to those with a Mental Health diagnosis, and love and support them in their recovery.